After last weeks man-makeover heaven thanks to ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’, we have one of my favourite movies ever…the storyline, the huge hair, the epic soundtrack (OMG Roxette!), the outfits, the megastars and one of the best movie moments of all time (“Big Mistake!”)…what didn’t Pretty Woman have? A sequel, that’s what. Pure 90’s gold that I could just watch again and again. Enjoy X Catalina.
Pretty Woman (1990), Dir. Gary Marshall
Ahhh, the quintessential makeover film. Granted, Julia Roberts has the bone structure and long limbs to make for a pretty breezy makeover. This however, does not detract from the fact that any woman watching this film will not fail to feel a certain yearning over her transition from escort to society lady. The thing about this movie is that, speaking as a woman who loves to shop, it delivers satisfaction on many levels. It’s a fairly obvious Cinderella story, with a happy Hollywood ending (actually, the Cinderella comparisons are so obvious here, they are even worked into the script) but the genius of Roberts’ transformation is that the shopping sequence is drawn out and detailed. Down to the now famous shopping denied sequence: “You people work on commission, right? Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now”. Waves armfuls of expensive shopping bags in uptight snooty shop assistant’s face. Sigh and clap (and raucous cheering from me – X Catalina). There’s talk of spending ‘really offensive’ amounts of cash on high fashion. Sigh. Sigh and clap at every new outfit reveal. The end. Way more interesting than a fairy Godmother, some singing, a pumpkin and some mice.